The Dictatorship of Breens Organization is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 435 million Breens Organizationians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City 12. The average income tax rate is 64.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Breens Organizationian economy, worth 17.8 trillion Credits a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,913 Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, being dead no longer has any benefits, and the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Breens Organizationian Navy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Breens Organization's national animal is the Strider, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Breens Organization is ranked 244,734^th in the world and 8,932^nd in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.